The Seven Years' War (1754-1763)

Google the word "Riesentitten."

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Hey, ladies, this is to let y'all know, that I, Gustavus Cunnilingus, being of sound body and mind, be now available. I am five metres high, I drink motor oil in my spare time, and I enjoy long walks on the traffic island. I am looking for a female specimen to propagate my species, preferably brunette with a bit of a wild side. Non-smokers preferred. Just to warn y'all: You may get soaked, you will get wet.

-Surgeon General C. Everett Coop (aka "the Coop")