Obey the master

Scrub that floor! Scrub it, because the sceptre commands thee:

"Quemadmodem oboedictor mihi es, dominatore mundi galactonque!"

Guards, seize him! We cannot let him reach the reactor, he will spoil everything. Now hold on there captain, we don't want to reverse that polarity - why you ask. I will tell you.
When I set off this explosion, all of the water in the Pacific will rise into tidal waves, causing the whole of every ship on the ocean to capsize! All the oil from the ports of Japan to Kamchyatka will spill and I shall then be the richest man in all of the world. I shall hold the ocean hostage, you see. HAHAHAH!

NO, what are you doing - my plans! Look at what you've done! Is that supposed to scare me? Please, give me your hand, I can almost reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The Seven Years' War (1754-1763)

Google the word "Riesentitten."

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Hey, ladies, this is to let y'all know, that I, Gustavus Cunnilingus, being of sound body and mind, be now available. I am five metres high, I drink motor oil in my spare time, and I enjoy long walks on the traffic island. I am looking for a female specimen to propagate my species, preferably brunette with a bit of a wild side. Non-smokers preferred. Just to warn y'all: You may get soaked, you will get wet.

-Surgeon General C. Everett Coop (aka "the Coop")